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January 22, 2019November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

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April 24, 2018April 24, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Swearing
April 12, 2018April 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride

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February 8, 2018September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)

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March 3, 2016March 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

December 22, 2012May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

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