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Tag: Time

Voices from the past - interviews with older generations
August 27, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Voices From the Past: Old Interviews Remember Bygone Eras

Superhot
April 11, 2021April 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Superhot: Innovative FPS That Plays With Time

The TIme Machine - You will orbit into the fantastic future
April 8, 2020April 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Time Machine: 1960 Classic With Morlocks & Tourism

Honey being spooned out of a cup
May 16, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying

As Slow As Possible
June 11, 2018April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

As Slow As Possible: Organ²/ASLSP—the longest musical performance ever

Months
June 4, 2018June 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

12 Months Renamed for the Better

Swann's Way by Marcel Proust
May 26, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust

Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari
April 21, 2018January 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Noah Harari

Wait Training
January 2, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)

Reality is Not What it Seems by Carlo Rovelli
December 2, 2017January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Reality is Not What it Seems by Carlo Rovelli

Seneca - On The Shortness of Life
August 13, 2016January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

On the Shortness of Life by Seneca

Plastic bags
October 18, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Plastic Bag

May 18, 2015May 18, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Tell The Thyme

A beautiful sunset with a field and a single tree
October 19, 2012November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sunsets Explained: Notes on a Random ‘Eve

A bunch of sweet potatoes
September 5, 2012July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?

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