A yellow blob with a vacant expression

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Surreal Humour & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Breaking News
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • In Praise Of…
    • Haiku Friday
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • Food Disasters
    • Oodles of Noodles
    • Tea Week!
  • Features
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Claus Newsletters
    • FAQs About Stuff
    • How to…
    • Special Features
    • Drumming
  • Films & TV
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Film Reviews (Serious Ones)
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video games
    • Indie games
    • Retro gaming
    • Modern Games
  • About

Tag: Toast

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021January 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Toast in a toaster.
November 27, 2017November 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Toastbusters (like Ghostbusters)

Grease on Toast
July 20, 2017July 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

Soup and toast recipe
July 26, 2016July 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016April 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Incense sticks food
February 10, 2016February 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Incense Sticks on Toast!

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015December 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

Toast
July 18, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Bolognese Toast!

November 26, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast

Join 2,335 other followers

Support the Stupidity

Professional Moron patron icon

Sail the Social Ship

  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Facebook

Looking for Something?

Our Most Excellent Posts

Ilha da Queimada Grande (Snake Island): Another Happy Place
10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone
Waterfall: The Stone Roses' Masterpiece Track
Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?
Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History
The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994
Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry
Titanic: “I’m flying... Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Recipe: Mayonnaise Soup
10 Vegetables That Sound Like You're Insulting Someone

Twits on Twitter

My Tweets

Idiots on Instagram

Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
Eeeeeee, there’s a reet proper #nightsky, fetler. 🌌 #skyphotography #sky #nightphotography #skylovers #city #citylife
My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
Big building! 🏙 #Manchester #city #citylife #architecture #architecturephotography #buildings #buildingphotography #architecturelovers
Overcast in #Manchester for a lunch trip out. Spotting derelict buildings with #graffiti! 🖼 #graffitiart #graffitiphotography #artistsoninstagram #derelictplaces #derelictbuilding #city #citylife
I don’t do many food pics... but dayum. This #skillet shindig went well. #food #foodporn #cooking #cookingathome #vegetables #healthylifestyle #healthyfood

Facebook Fools

Facebook Fools

Complete PM History

Totally Translatable

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2021. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com
Cookies & Privacy: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use. To find out more, including how to control cookies, you see here: Cookie Policy