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Tag: Toast

Cheese on toast under a grill
May 28, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cheese on Toast: Comfort Food Snack Suitable With Marmite

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Toast in a toaster.
November 27, 2017November 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Toastbusters (like Ghostbusters)

Grease on Toast
July 20, 2017July 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

Soup and toast recipe
July 26, 2016July 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016April 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Incense sticks food
February 10, 2016February 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Incense Sticks on Toast!

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015December 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

Toast
July 18, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Bolognese Toast!

A delicious looking cake
November 26, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast

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