Yes, this gargantuan SOB concludes our insane week of instant noodle consumption. We should point out the tub’s not quite as vast as it may appear in the picture. It is, nonetheless, completely superfluous given the tub’s meagre contents.
“They” say end on a high, but we prefer to end on a low at Professional Moron. Thusly we stumped out for this thing only to find it’s as plain as a piece of chicken which has been overcooked by 30 minutes and smeared with low quality margarine in some feeble attempt to rectify the blandness. In other words – this thing is plain.
What’s with the tub? The rice noodles are noodly enough, but the chicken flavouring’s hopeless and it all sits in this vast bathtub type thing. Having stated that, we should also indicate the noodles are pretty cool. Like slushy noodles.
We should indicate the tub makes a pretty nifty weapon, too. Upon leaving the store where we purchased it, we was accosted by a collection of ruffians. Repeated battering of aforementioned ruffians wit the Pho Ga rice noodle tub was enough to send them scuttling on their way. Aces!
What more could you want? A meal and a weapon all in one!
Mama Pho Ga Rice Noodles
Price: We’ve forgotten, but probably £2
Noodle Rating: 4/10
Noodles VS Noodle
It’s been an emotional week and we believe we’ve really been at one with noodles over the last 7 days. On a culinary level we’ve perfected kettle boiling and patience, as what one needs with instant noodles is patience. Them noodles, they take thyme to get brewed up.
Noodles is, of course, plural as there are many noodles. You can, of course, eat a noodle if you so wish. But you will still be hungry. Thusly we recommend you eat many noodles in order to slake your belly’s grumbling.
What can one say about the manic world of instant noodles? Kabuto Noodles would certainly be our noodles of choice! They helped themselves along by spotting out review, retweeting it, and being pretty awesome about the whole thing. Kudos, Kabuto Noodles, you our are noodles of choice… oar? Whatever, we dug it.
— Kabuto Noodles (@KabutoNoodles) August 24, 2015
Ultimately, what did blogging about instant noodles teach us about life? Nothing. It did, however, make us put on weight and we’ll now be spending the next fortnight shifting it off – it’s a diet of raw vegetables for us. Blingin’!