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Tag: Noodles

Arnold Schwarzenegger smiling happily
August 1, 2019December 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

Noodles
October 23, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

Bulbs and noodles make a good mix
September 8, 2017September 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

Noodles and Poodles Smoothie
April 19, 2017April 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie

Pot Noodle sandwich
October 11, 2015January 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

It’s The Pot Noodle Sandwich!

Pho Ga Rice Noodles
August 30, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!

Instant Noodle King
August 29, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #7, #8, & #9: The Instant Noodle King (Seafood Flavour) and Vit’s Noodles (x2)

Jeremy Pang Pad Thai
August 28, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #6: Jeremy Pang’s Pad Thai Noodle Kit

Nissin Cup Noodles
August 27, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #5: Nissin Cup Noodles (Seafood Flavour)

August 26, 2015May 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Classic Films: Quote Off Extravaganza – Noodle Special!

Mama Rice Noodles Tom Saab
August 25, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #4: Mama Cup – Rice Noodles Tom Saab Flavour

Itsu Vegetable Festival
August 24, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #3: Itsu Vegetable Festival (Cup)

Kabuto Noodles
August 23, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #2: Kabuto Noodles (Beef, Garlic, & Ginger)

Shin Cup Noodle Soup
August 22, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #1: Shin Cup Noodle Soup (Hot & Spicy)

Noodles
August 22, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

7 Day Special: Oodles of Noodles!

Noodles
August 17, 2015January 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

What’s The Bloody Difference Between Spaghetti & Noodles?

Instant Noodles
June 23, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Massacre: Nestlé To Annihilate 400 Million Packs Of Instant Noodles!

Choc Noodle
October 13, 2014November 18, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Miracles Happen: It’s The Choc Noodle!

March 11, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Debate

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