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Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

Diablo III - Eternal Collection
November 18, 2018November 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Diablo III – Eternal Collection: Take On Hell (in a fun way)

Catfight
June 11, 2017August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Catfight: Violent Social Commentary & Fisticuffs Fun

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017February 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Sushi
October 9, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!

Pho Ga Rice Noodles
August 30, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!

Honey badger
March 26, 2013March 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Honey Badger: Behold Nature’s Psychopath

November 5, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Anger Management Lesson #1

October 17, 2012January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice: No Bits…

Mint tea
June 21, 2012December 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: The Enigma Explained

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