
Category: Pretentious Hour


How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

The Archers: Why We Hate BBC Radio 4’s Stupid Soap Opera

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary

What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?

Design Floors vs Design Flaws: Which is Best?

Evolutionary Theory: Why Rattlesnakes Have a Rattle

Evolutionary Theory: Why Horses Are Hoarse (Neigh!)

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!

Van Security Special: Who Is The Vanguard Of Van Guarding?

5 Ways To Cure Your Nail Biting Disorder

Fundamental Grammer: Why “You Are” Equals “You’re”

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

Skinny Jean Chaos Revealed: 10 Horrifying Problems Created By Those Goddamn SOBs!

Why Aren’t There Three Es In “Trees”?

What Is It With Oxymorons?

Thoughts On Pachelbel’s Cannon, Indeed

General Election 2015: British Politics Explained Interestingly

What Existed First: Orange Or Oranges?

Solar Eclipse 2015: The Aftermath

“How d’you like them apples?”: What Does This Saying Mean?

Debunking The Great Bunk Bed Myth & Debacle

Do Rats Ratify Stuff Which Needs Ratifying?

Is It Possible To Bait Breath?

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

The Importance Of Doing The Washing

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

When Is A Generalisation Not A Generalisation?

Why Do Humans Need To Comfort Food?

Dreams Explained For Those Who Do Not Understand Dreams

The Art of Professional Moron
