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Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza
April 12, 2022April 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza [Sponsored Post]

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October 29, 2021October 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

The Archers BBC
December 27, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Archers: Why We Hate BBC Radio 4’s Stupid Soap Opera

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Socks
May 15, 2018May 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

Extraordinary space
August 5, 2016August 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary

The chicken or the egg
July 29, 2016July 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?

Design floors and design flaws
June 21, 2016June 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Design Floors vs Design Flaws: Which is Best?

Rattlesnake rattle
March 28, 2016March 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Rattlesnakes Have a Rattle

Hoarse horse
March 21, 2016March 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Horses Are Hoarse (Neigh!)

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016March 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

Pho Ga Rice Noodles
August 30, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #10: Pho Ga Rice Noodles & The Oodles of Noodles Conclusion!

Vans
August 19, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Van Security Special: Who Is The Vanguard Of Van Guarding?

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Ways To Cure Your Nail Biting Disorder

August 3, 2015August 3, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Fundamental Grammer: Why “You Are” Equals “You’re”

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Pomegranate
June 26, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

June 24, 2015June 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Skinny Jean Chaos Revealed: 10 Horrifying Problems Created By Those Goddamn SOBs!

June 14, 2015June 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Aren’t There Three Es In “Trees”?

May 11, 2015May 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is It With Oxymorons?

May 10, 2015May 10, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Thoughts On Pachelbel’s Cannon, Indeed

General Election 2015.
May 7, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2015: British Politics Explained Interestingly

May 4, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Existed First: Orange Or Oranges?

March 20, 2015March 20, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Solar Eclipse 2015: The Aftermath

March 17, 2015October 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

“How d’you like them apples?”: What Does This Saying Mean?

March 14, 2015June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Debunking The Great Bunk Bed Myth & Debacle

February 19, 2015February 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Do Rats Ratify Stuff Which Needs Ratifying?

February 6, 2015February 6, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Bait Breath?

January 15, 2015January 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

Clothes peg
January 1, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Importance Of Doing The Washing

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

November 11, 2014November 11, 2014Mr. Wapojif

When Is A Generalisation Not A Generalisation?

October 28, 2014August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Humans Need To Comfort Food?

Dreams
June 12, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Dreams Explained For Those Who Do Not Understand Dreams

Angry Volcano
April 7, 2013January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron

February 28, 2013February 28, 2013Mr. Wapojif

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