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Month: March 2019

Final Fantasy VII on the Switch
March 31, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Final Fantasy VII: Masterpiece Hits the Nintendo Switch

Wario Land Super Mario Land 3
March 31, 2019February 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 – Wario Game Boy Time

The Pillow Book
March 30, 2019August 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Pillow Book by Sei Shōnagon

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Bird Photo Booth 2.0
March 28, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Bird Photo Booth 2.0 & Ostdrossel’s Fabulous Hungry Birds

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

Dennis Pennis
March 26, 2019January 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults

Cement
March 25, 2019May 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)

Haiku Adventure
March 24, 2019March 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Adventure: The Poetic Point & Click Romp (preview)

Susy the Speech Bubble
March 23, 2019April 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Man with extra arms
March 21, 2019March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”

The Favourite
March 20, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Favourite: Subversive Royal Romp With Belting Acting

Tractor in action on a field
March 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

Escape Doodland
March 17, 2019March 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Escape Doodland: Quirky Endless Runner With Chronic Flatulence

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
March 16, 2019March 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

Never stop laughing
March 15, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness

Potatoes
March 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

A bridge in Vermont
March 12, 2019March 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

PiAWk
March 10, 2019March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

PiAwk: Cute Bird Indie Romp With a Chirp in its Step (preview)

Unruly Heroes
March 10, 2019March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Unruly Heroes: Rayman Meets Kung Fu Type Fun Hijinks

March 9, 2019March 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Ryūnosuke Akutagawa: The Nose (鼻)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

Eastshade painting
March 6, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eastshade: Chilled Out First-Person Painting Adventure

Owl
March 6, 2019May 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Hoot, owls hoot

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Pumpkin pie
March 4, 2019November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)

Metroid Prime
March 3, 2019March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Prime: All Hail One of the Greatest FPSs

Donut County
March 3, 2019April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Donut County: Raccoons, Artery Clogging Food, & Holes Equals Fun

March 2, 2019March 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Motorcycle Diaries by Ernesto “Che” Guevara

Doctor Who telephone box
March 1, 2019March 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Doctor Whom (it’s much better than Doctor Who)

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