If you have VIPs planning to attend your business, event, or venue, then you’ll want to enlist VIB for your BUZZING business service requirements.

We’re on WING if you need bees. Plain and simple. Need bees? We’ve got ’em!

And there’ll be swarms of the yellow and black monstrosities all over the joint whenever you need them. Sound sweet?! You’d better believe it, honey!

Buzz Off: How Bees Will Liven Up Any Dreary Business Event

Let’s face it. 99% of business events are dull as dishwater. Corporate shills stand around yakking about themselves and it’s bloody monotonous, mate.

What would liven up your event?!

That’s right! An uncontrollable swarm of bees! Let that lot loose on unsuspecting clients, guests, and/or customers and watch them run screaming in terror. You don’t need to beehive in the modern business world. After all, there’s no such thing as easy honey.

In fact, a sting is but a small price to pay for honey.

That’s why our primary business engagement tactic is swarms of angry bees. This strategy will come in handy for you at:

• Product launches
• Charity events
• Opening a new office
• Attempting to dodge tax collectors
• When dealing with journalists
• Just for the bloody hell of it, matey!

Struggling with the concept? Can’t see how it’ll solve your business’ pain points? Think bees aren’t the answers, do you?! Well, just take a look at this case study from our client—the CEO of CONCRETE SOAP.

“I was struggling to engage members of the public with my business venture. It seemed like CONRETE SOAP’s capacity to shred the skin from someone’s body would backfire as a business model. Then I contacted VIB. They promised me bees. They delivered bees.

Attending a business convention, with hundreds of potential customers present, I deployed VIB’s tactic at my CONCRETE SOAP stall. Before I knew it, a swarm of buzzing, furious bees were flying everywhere and stinging everyone in sight.

Amongst the high-pitched shrieking and mania, I shouted, “BUY ONE BLOCK OF CONCRETE SOAP, GET THE SECOND BLOCK HALF PRICE!” In the total hysteria, I was able to sell TWO blocks of CONRETE SOAP! A new record! However, I was stung by 117 bees and was plunged into a frenzy of anaphylactic shock. But that’s okay! With those extra funds I was able to call for an ambulance at a pay phone across the road!”

VIB can promise your business THOSE sorts of success rates. The sky is the limit with VIB. The customer is always right when they’re covered in bees.

A Statement From Our Bees

Our angry bees are volunteers from the bee community. The swarms, often consisting of 1,000s of buzzing bees, are committed to scaring the living daylights out of human beings.

Together, they collectively form The VIB Bees and this is their statement.

“Buzzzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz bzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzz. Bzzz. Buzz. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Bzzz. Bz. Bzz. Bzz. ZbbzZ. Bzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bz bzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzz bzz. Buzz.

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Our in-house translator attempted to translate the above statement into comprehensible English. Unfortunately, by questioning the bees on certain statements he infuriated them.

They promptly swarmed and he was stung to death. We have sent his widow a jar of honey and a COMPLETELY FREE block of CONCRETE SOAP as compensation.