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Blowing your nose at work
1 week ago March 17, 2023March 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Medieval Brutality at work laws and guidance
January 17, 2023January 21, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Tall people at work guide
January 6, 2023January 6, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Tall People at Work: Laws on HEIGHT in Working Environments

Handling Satan at Work
December 19, 2022December 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Satan at Work: How to Manage the Devil in Working Environments

Speedos ruin the workplace
December 12, 2022December 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Speedos at Work: Laws Regarding Speedos in the Workplace

Hopscotch, Scotch, a polar bear and Santa at Christmas
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hopscotch and the Drunken Christmas 2022 Brawl

Santa Claus in an important stakeholder meeting
December 2, 2022December 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Stakeholder Meeting Gone Bad

Success before humming at work
October 10, 2022October 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Humming at Work: Laws on Low, Steady, and Continuous Noises

Workplace pranks destroy livelihoods
August 29, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Pranks: The Laws on Removing All Fun From Jobs

Erica's Earwax Eradicator Enterprise
March 24, 2022March 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Erica’s Earwax Eradicator Enterprise [Sponsored Post]

Buy Cement Now!
February 24, 2022February 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Buy Cement! Now! NOW!! NOW!!! [Sponsored Post]

Employees celebrating in an office by not pushing each other
February 14, 2022February 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jostling at Work: Laws on Pushing & Elbowing in the Workplace

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

An employee running at work to meet a timeline
January 18, 2022January 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Running at Work: How to Slow Employees Down

Businessmen discussing customers around a customer chart
June 22, 2021June 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
January 21, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

A red employee amongst the blue, to indicate the best job candidate
July 14, 2020July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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