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December 1, 2022December 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dickhead Digital: Ideational Ideating for SMEs [Sponsored Post]

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The Oxford Comma at Work: The Law on a Final Comma in Lists

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Bad Bin Bags
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May 13, 2022May 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flake Chocolate Bar: The Folded Milk Chocolate Oppulence Thing

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May 9, 2022April 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Piano Jones the Indiana Jones Themed Piano

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March 25, 2022March 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Maltesers: Ultra-Light Circular Chocolate is a Yes

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March 24, 2022March 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Erica’s Earwax Eradicator Enterprise [Sponsored Post]

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August 19, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Strange Simon’s Sadistic Supermarket [Sponsored Post]

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August 16, 2021August 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

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August 13, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Join the Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Society [Sponsored Post]

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August 5, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Demented Doreen’s Disastrous Dating Department [Sponsored Post]

A bin for an app icon
August 3, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

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July 29, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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July 12, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

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July 8, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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July 1, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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June 24, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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