Come dine at Sushbean! We’re the world’s ONLY baked beans sushi restaurant. We’re open from Monday through to Sunday, 9am to 9pm, to ensure the local community can get its baked beans sushi fix!
The Delicious Sushbean Menu
If you love baked beans and sushi, then Sushbean is the place to dine. Our mouth-watering dishes consist of:
- Baked beans
- Sushi
It’s a culinary delight like few others! Our head chef, Clive, created our wonderful menu and we’re absolutely convinced he’s a culinary genius.
A Special Message From Sushbean’s Head Chef
Head Chef Clive joined us in 2023 after 13 years working in greasy spoon restaurants. With his baked beans-based vision, we’ve been able to craft the very best baked beans and sushi menu the world has ever seen.
We owe our livelihood to Clive’s brilliance.
As such, if anyone criticises his cooking we’ll BOIL YOU ALIVE in one of our big cooking pots! You’ve been bloody warned, you baked beans bigot!
Eat In or Get a Takeaway
Love the Sushbean eating in experience! Order your food, chat with friends or family, get drunk on cheap beer, and listen to Head Chef Clive’s favourite music (gangster rap)!
It’s a deliberately obnoxious eating environment to ensure you don’t focus too long and hard about the weird combination of baked beans and sushi.
However, should you want to get a takeaway then Sushbean has a secret weapon. It’s Bozzer, our INCREDIBLE delivery driver.
Bozzer the Delivery Driver
Our delivery driver, Bozzer, is 29 and is fresh out on parole for petty theft charges and vandalism. He’s a speedy driver and will risk life and limb to ensure you get your food on time!
In fact, it’s the Sushbean promise.
If your food arrives and the baked beans have gone cold, you’ll get your order COMPLETELY FREE (as opposed to partially free).
That means Bozzer is under strict instructions to ignore the vast majority of the Highway Code to save us a bloody fortune. Steer well clear of this nutter, fellow road users!
You’d Better BEANLIEVE It! Our Glowing Customer Reviews
“The worst food what I ever did eat. Never again. Baked beans is for toast, you muppets!”
Doreen from Rochdale
“Jesus H Christ what did I submit myself to here!? The wife takes us as a special treat for the son’s birthday and because I hate sushi, none of that foreign muck for me, but they says it’s got baked beans in it so I says to myself okay yeah fella that’ll be okay then. No. Wrong. This food is plain wrong. It also gave me chronic gas 30 minutes after eating oh my days…
John from Bury
“they do baked beans but not spag hetti hoops this is an outrage im righting too my mp”
spag hetti hoops fan
“One found the whole experience to be disagreeable. Frankly, one cannot believe one debased oneself by attending this establishment. The head chef, a term one uses in the loosest possible sense, spends the entire cooking time cackling like a madman. When the food arrives it has got baked beans all of it… one presumed from the establishment’s name this was a joke. This is the most ghastly thing! One now reigns in the machinations of mine qualia-based kurtosis. To elucidate, one refused to pay and returned home to eat caviar from a jar to restore spiritual order.”
Pompous food critic with head stuck up arse
