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Tag: Beans

A novel, which could be edible
November 13, 2017November 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)

Beans on coasters
October 2, 2017October 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

Spell the Beans
January 20, 2017June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Spell the beans

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016December 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

Beans on bread
April 26, 2016April 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Bread (for the indolent amongst us)

Horrible food
February 29, 2016February 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016February 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

Beans on Toast
December 7, 2015December 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)

Beans on Toast
October 28, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Super Spooky Halloween Recipe: Beans on Ghost!

December 17, 2014August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why We’re Having Beans On Toast For Christmas Dinner

October 18, 2013November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beans Tribute Concert Special!

November 21, 2012November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The many emotions of Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster

October 25, 2012October 25, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Cuteness: Do Not Be Deceived!

October 7, 2012October 7, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Farewell, sunlight!

July 12, 2012October 14, 2015Truman Trumanson

Why Does the “Cute Factor” Sell Stuff?

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