The Stinky Poops cinema is proudly the world’s most foul-smelling movie establishment.
Packed to the rim with the most rancid stenches known to humankind, it’s a place for film buffs to congregate, watch celebrated classics, and inhale the putrid reeking horrors of all the stuff we leave lying around.
Located directly next to Bolton of Greater Manchester’s sewage treatment centre, our grotesque venue isn’t for the faint of heart. It smells bad. But we feel that merely adds to the joys of our superb cinematic experience.
Mephitic Movies at the Stinky Poops Cinema
We play all the latest blockbusters at our cinema. We also stockpile the must disgusting smelling things we can get on hands on inside our walls. Including, but not limited to:
- Horse manure
- Cow dung
- Opened cans of tinned fish (including sardines)
- Used diapers
- Wet dogs
- Rotten food
- Blue cheese
- Raw onions
We leave all that lot lying around in corridors, the car park, booking area, and in the core cinema rooms. We can assure you the overriding smell is truly quite horrifying—a tremendous mood setter, especially if you’re here to watch a horror classic!
Before our cinema opens, every day we herd a score of post-gym session men through our cinema to stink the place out with BO and man feet putrescence.
After this development our employees arrive.
Our members of staff are instructed to never brush their teeth or use mouthwash. They must also eat a diet of raw garlic, smoke constantly, plus turn up hungover and unwashed.
The cinema seats are never cleaned, neither are the floors, and the ventilation throughout the cinema is poor to non-existent.
Malodorous Drinks & Snacks
The Stinky Poops Cinema has a wealth of delicious, rank smelling snacks available to make your experience all the more acrid. These include, but aren’t limited to:
- Raw onion slices
- Raw garlic slices
- Decaying veg
This fetid assortment of fusty foodstuffs will delight kids and adult alike. There’s nothing quite like watching the latest superhero blockbuster while you’re in floods of tears munching your way through a tub of raw onions (NB: popcorn isn’t sold on the premises and is banned on pain of death).
Special Pongy Cinematic Screenings
Over the course of each year, our team strives to provide the best foul-smelling cinematic experience. Specialised pongy screenings are our big party piece!
We take classic films, add a miasmic spin, and the result is stench-based movie magic! Highlights include:
- Stench and Smellibility
- The Shawstench Redemption
- Stench Wars
- Back to the Funky
- Gone With the Whiff
- The Wizard of Odour
- Psych-odour
- Casa-stinker
- Singin’ in the Reek
- The Gagfather
- Dr. Stenchlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Smell
- The Stench of Music
- Smelly Private Ryan
- Apocalypse Stench
- The Lord of the Reeks
- The Silence of the Stench
- Rebel Without a Deodorant
- Wet Sock Story
- BO Runner
- The Good, the Bad, and the Smelly
- The Stench Connection
- Forrest Dump
You get the idea. So, book in today to enjoy these amazing events where the smell is so bad you’ll have tears streaming down your face and you’ll need breathing apparatus within one mile of our venue!
