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Tag: Smell

NO STINKS ATTACHED the BOZone album
October 18, 2022October 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

BOZone: Foul-Smelling Boyband With a Body Odour Agenda

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

Cooked mussels in a bowl
May 10, 2021May 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

Hob
July 2, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Socket
June 8, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

November 14, 2017November 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Dante’s Reek

Fetid cheese
September 11, 2017September 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

Saved by the smell
January 9, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell

Stupid big man feet
November 3, 2016January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”

Don't judge a boot by its cover
September 14, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover

Incense sticks food
February 10, 2016February 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Incense Sticks on Toast!

Grease
November 4, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grease

Fashion wellington
October 30, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Smellingtons (like wellingtons, but with a putrid fragrance)!

Flip-flops
May 17, 2015June 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Join The Great Flip-Flop Fashion Debate!

Deodorant sandwiches
November 26, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

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