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Tag: Smelly

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Socket
June 8, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

November 14, 2017November 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Dante’s Reek

A calendar month with the weekends highlighted
October 5, 2012August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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