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Tag: Smelly

The Funky Drummers who are foul-smelling
August 1, 2025August 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Funky Drummers: Smelly Bands That Never Were šŸ‘ƒ

The Stinky Poops Cinema of bad smells
April 3, 2025April 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Stinky Poops Cinema šŸŽ„šŸ¦Ø [Sponsored Post]

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧓

A deodorant-free husband smelling the place up
March 1, 2024March 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to wear deodorant!” 😲🦨

A meeting to discuss eating onions at work
September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Onions at Work Laws for Employers šŸ§…

Onion Smells Scented Candles
July 20, 2023July 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Onion Smells Scented Candles šŸ•ÆļøšŸ§… [Sponsored Post]

BOdorant smells
April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

BOdorant: Winner of 2022’s Stench of the Year [Sponsored Post]

NO STINKS ATTACHED the BOZone album
October 18, 2022October 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BOZone: Foul-Smelling Boyband With a Body Odour Agenda

Garlic breath will destroy your profits
September 6, 2022August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Garlic in the Workplace: Laws on Foul-Smelling Breath & Cloves

Happy Hank's Holidays & Halitosis Ltd.
March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

“Happy” Hank’s Holidays & Halitosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Socket
June 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

November 14, 2017November 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Dante’s Reek

A calendar month with the weekends highlighted
October 5, 2012August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Things To Do This Weekend

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