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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

A pile of broken wood, with possibilities to get splinters.
February 18, 2021February 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A Hard Day's Night
February 17, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Hard Day’s Night: The Beatles’ First Film Thing

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Star Fox 2 on the Super Nintendo
February 14, 2021February 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Star Fox 2: Nintendo’s Cancelled SNES Space Shooter

Starwing on the Super Nintendo
February 14, 2021February 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Starwing (Star Fox): SNES Shooter With Anthropomorphic Animals

Hedra comic book cover
February 13, 2021April 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hedra by Jesse Lonergan 🚀🌌

A selection of crumpets
February 12, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

It's All Gone Pete Tong
February 10, 2021February 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

It’s All Gone Pete Tong: Thoughtful Meditation on Excess & Loss

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

Luigi's Mansion 3
February 7, 2021February 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Luigi’s Mansion 3: Super Cute Haunted House Horror Fun

Virtual Boy Wario Land
February 7, 2021February 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Boy Wario Land: Red & Black VR Platforming

GameBlast 2021 from SpecialEffect
February 6, 2021February 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gaming Backlog & GameBlast21 Charity Marathon Majigger

Action Park logo
February 6, 2021February 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Action Park: The 1980’s Most Dangerous Theme Park

An orange rubber bung
February 5, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

A selection of hot cross buns, one of which is on a yellow plate.
February 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff

Leaving Las Vegas
February 3, 2021December 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leaving Las Vegas: Challenging Drama About Mental Health

A pregnant woman sitting down holding her stomach with a dog at her feet.
February 2, 2021January 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I tell if I’m pregnant?”

Magical Place Toys R Us advert from 1990
February 1, 2021February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Toys “R” Us Magical Place Christmas TV Advert Debate

Nintendo Game Boy Camera
January 31, 2021January 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Game Boy Camera: Nintendo’s Surreal & Fun ’90s Peripheral

Yoshi's Safari on the SNES
January 31, 2021January 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Safari: Cutesy & Obscure SNES Super Scope Shooter

Johnny Herbert in the Benetton at Rio in 1989.
January 30, 2021February 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Johnny Herbert: The Inspiring Superhuman F1 Comeback Driver

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Return to Oz
January 27, 2021January 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Return to Oz: There’s No Place Like a Terrifying Kids Movie

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

Super Mario Odyssey on the Nintendo Switch
January 24, 2021January 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting Super Mario Odyssey

Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
January 24, 2021January 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros—The Lost Levels: The Real Mario Bros. 2

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell
January 23, 2021March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell

Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
January 21, 2021January 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

The cast of Father Ted
January 20, 2021January 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Father Ted: DRINK! It’s the Ecumenical Comedy Classic

Human feet made out in the shape of rocks on a sandy beach
January 19, 2021January 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Greatest Human Foot in History?

A picture of golden, crispy cauliflower cheese
January 18, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid

PaRappa the Rapper on the PlayStation
January 17, 2021January 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

PaRappa the Rapper: Legendary Cutesy Rapping Rhythm Game

Pandemonium on the PlayStation
January 17, 2021January 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pandemonium! Fast-Paced PlayStation Platformer

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