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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

A book collection in black and white, with a DVD of Princess Mononoke
January 16, 2021April 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Book of da Week

Ringo Starr playing the drums with The Beatles
January 11, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ringo Starr: The Beatles’ Solid & Inventive Drummer Bloke

Road Rash on the Mega Drive
January 10, 2021January 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Road Rash: Mega Drive Violence On Yer Bike!

Sega's Columns on the Game Gear
January 10, 2021January 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Columns: Sega’s Colourful Game Gear Rival to Tetris

The Lost World by Michael Crichton
January 9, 2021January 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost World by Michael Crichton

An assortment of fresh kippers
January 8, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

The Duellists
January 6, 2021April 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Duellists: En Garde! It’s Ridley Scott’s Historical Drama Debut

A retro cartoon horror scream
January 5, 2021January 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations

New Year's resolution list for 2021
January 4, 2021January 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”

Iconoclasts the indie game
January 3, 2021January 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Iconoclasts: Fun 2D Romp a Bit Like Mischief Makers

Prince of Persia on the NES
January 3, 2021January 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Prince of Persia: Cinematic Fantasy Jaunt With Lots of Death

Jurassic Park the novel
January 2, 2021January 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton

A crowd of friends clinking alcoholc beverages
January 1, 2021January 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

A Norwegian lemming emerging from a rock
December 31, 2020December 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Norwegian Lemmings: About These Little Lunatics

Hands upon hands and fingers
December 30, 2020December 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]

Toy figurines singing Christmas carols
December 29, 2020December 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title

A selection of Christmas presents
December 28, 2020December 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)

Katana Zero
December 27, 2020December 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Katana ZERO: Some Eighties Style Neo-Noir Awesome

Unto the End
December 27, 2020December 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Unto the End: Snowy Platformer With Heavy Breathing

Congo by Michael Crichton
December 26, 2020January 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Congo by Michael Crichton

A roast dinner with gravy around the base of the plate
December 25, 2020November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff

American Splendor the 2003 film
December 23, 2020February 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

American Splendor: The Fun Tale of Harvey Pekar’s Comics

Punch's satirical picture of a Victorian-era crinoline
December 22, 2020February 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

Yooka-Laylee
December 20, 2020November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Yooka-Laylee: Homage to ’90s Collectathons is Groovy

Onegai Monsters on the N64
December 20, 2020May 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Onegai Monster: Bottom Up’s Obscure N64 Romp

Stig of the Dump bu Clive King
December 19, 2020December 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Stig of the Dump by Clive King

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

Shepherd's pie
December 17, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

Lost in Translation
December 16, 2020December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lost in Translation: Konnichiwa! Let’s Visit Japan With Bill Murray

A detective examining some fingerprints
December 15, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

Ucchannanchan no Honō no Challenger - Denryū Iraira Bō title screen
December 13, 2020December 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ucchannanchan no Honō no Challenger: Denryū Iraira Bō—The N64 Puzzle Game

Densha de Go! 64 game and box for the Nintendo 64
December 13, 2020December 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Densha de Go! 64: Do You Like Trains On Your N64?!

Other Minds The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey Smith
December 12, 2020August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Other Minds: The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey-Smith

A boy with acne
December 11, 2020December 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

Le Pétomane (Joseph Pujol)
December 10, 2020December 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Le Pétomane: The Awesome Absurdity of France’s Top Flatulist

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