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Frances Ha the 2012 Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig film
June 3, 2026June 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Frances Ha: Ahoy Sexy! It’s a Great Greta Gerwig Comedy Drama 💃

The Best Incremental Games of All Time
June 2, 2026June 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Incremental Games of All Time 🖱️

Independence Day
September 25, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Independence Day: Daft Sci-Fi Gem With Goldblum & Smith

Baked beans
September 24, 2019November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How Are Baked Beans Made?

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

Untitled Goose Game
September 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Untitled Goose Game: Terrorise a Peaceful Village in Charming Romp

Little Misfortune
September 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Little Misfortune: Macabre & Fun Interactive Story

The Human Magnet Syndrome - The Codependent Narcissist Trap by Ross Rosenberg
September 21, 2019December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Human Magnet Syndrome: The Codependent Narcissist Trap by Ross Rosenberg

Vivera Veggie Steak
September 20, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Vivera Veggie Steak: A Tasty Vegan Thing From Holland

Roter sand
September 19, 2019October 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars The Phantom Menace: “I don’t like sand” Quote Off!

Guest House Paradiso
September 18, 2019April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Guest House Paradiso: 20th Anniversary of Bottom Adaptation

Patsy Stone
September 17, 2019September 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Patsy Stone: A Tribute to a Classy Lady

An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

Celeste DLC for chapter 9
September 15, 2019March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Celeste: Chapter 9 Launches on Mental Health Masterpiece

Muramasa Demon Blade
September 15, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Muramasa: Demon Blade – Obscure Wii Platformer’s 10th Anniversary

September 14, 2019September 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Katsushika Hokusai: The Great Wave off Kanagawa

Peeking from behind some blinds at the sun
September 13, 2019September 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Peeky Blinds (better than Peaky Blinders)

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

Gorillas in the Mist
September 11, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gorillas In The Mist: Engaging Weaver Drama With a Message

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

Ice crystal
September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

September 8, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Demon’s Crest: Forgotten SNES Classic is Back in the Limelight

Mohawk and Headphone Jack
September 8, 2019August 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mohawk & Headphone Jack: Forgotten SNES Non-Masterpiece

Owl Moon by Jane Yolen
September 7, 2019September 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Owl Moon by Jane Yolen

Gamepad with yellow in the background
September 6, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

Overhead projector
September 5, 2019September 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Overhead Projectors: The Object, The Myth, And The Legend

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
September 4, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls – Enjoyably Daft End to Carrey’s Slapstick Series

A giant hand flicking a man figure, firing the employee immediately
September 3, 2019September 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Sack an Employee

The Simpson's house in Springfield
September 2, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flanderisation: How Successful Shows Ruin Themselves

Streets of Rage on the Mega Drive
September 1, 2019September 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Streets of Rage: Punchy Punch Type of Retro Punch

Beowulf
August 31, 2019September 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Beowulf by an Anglo-Saxon Poet

A drum stick
August 30, 2019March 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jonathan Moffett: Michael Jackson’s Drummer Extraordinaire

Sunshine Blogger Challenge
August 29, 2019February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Sunshine & Lollipops Blogger Award 64

August 28, 2019September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – The 1994 Goofball Jim Carrey Romp

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim logo
August 25, 2019June 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim—Even an Arrow in the Knee Won’t Stop It

Ape Out
August 25, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ape Out: Percussive Beat ‘Em Up Romp With Jazz

August 24, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Graffiti Brasil by Tristan Manco

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

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