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Santa's Corduroy Crisis
September 21, 2026September 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Corduroy Crisis 🚨

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma
August 26, 2026August 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Portrait of a Lady on Fire: A Very Considered Masterpiece 🔥

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kindergarten Cop
November 20, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp

The Stone Roses Waterfall single
November 19, 2019March 5, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Waterfall is The Stone Roses’ Inspiring Masterpiece

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

California Games on the Commoddore 64
November 17, 2019January 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

California Games: Confusing Sports Game With Sharks & Hacky Sacks

Virtua Athlete 2K
November 17, 2019November 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Virtua Athlete 2000: Oddball Dreamcast Track & Field Romp

After Dark by Haruki Murakami
November 16, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

After Dark by Haruki Murakami

Japanese writing symbols
November 15, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Writing System: Praising This Artistic Excellence

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

Tremors film from 1990
November 13, 2019November 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tremors: Daft B Movie With Kevin Bacon is Still a Lot of Fun

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

Anodyne
November 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Anodyne: Taking on the Human Subconscious, Zelda Style

Blasphemous the Metroidvania game
November 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Blasphemous: A “Hell Yeah!!” of a Metroidvania!!

Medieval Bodies: Life, Death, and Art in the Middle Ages by Jack Hartnell
November 9, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Bodies by Jack Hartnell

NBA 2K15 basketball player
November 8, 2019November 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

NBA 2K15: Voice Acting So Bizarrely Bad It’s Comedy Genius

A woman eating her food with a fork, probably a romantic dinner
November 7, 2019November 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”

Brass Eye
November 6, 2019April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brass Eye: Clarky Cats, Cake, and Satire

The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim
November 5, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Bugs: Some of the RPG Epic’s Best Stupid Moments

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Penguin Isle loading screen
November 3, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Penguin Isle: Cute Game Ruined by Microtransactions and Ads

The Big Journey
November 3, 2019November 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Journey: Twee Cat Romp With Tilt Controls

The Stone Roses and the Resurrection of British Pop by John Robb
November 2, 2019June 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses and the Resurrection of British Pop by John Robb

Technical issues
November 1, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron: Technical Issues and a Blast From the Past

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019November 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

The Fly 1986
October 30, 2019October 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Fly: Gruesome Body Horror Jeff Goldblum Extravaganza

White Bellbird
October 29, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

White Bellbird: Salutations to the WORLD’S LOUDEST BIRD!!

Relax at Christmas with balls
October 28, 2019October 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Work-Life Balance & Deprivation Tanks for Relaxation

Out Run by Sega
October 27, 2019March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Out Run: Sega’s Arcade Classic Lives On!

Another World
October 27, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Another World: Amiga Cult Classic With a Lot of World In It

How to Avoid Huge Ships
October 26, 2019August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Avoid Huge Ships by Captain John W. Trimmer

Interview
October 25, 2019August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor

Taxi
October 24, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Six Feet Uber (better than Six Feet Under)

The Shallows
October 23, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing

Agony aunt and agony in an ambulance
October 22, 2019October 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”

Santa Claus is drunk
October 21, 2019October 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The War Effort and Opinions on Marmalade

Hey You, Pikachu!
October 20, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hey You, Pikachu! Innovative Pet Simulation Thing on the N64

Snowboard Kids
October 20, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Snowboard Kids: Cute Mario Kart Type Deal on Snow

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