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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

A bridge in Vermont
March 12, 2019March 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

PiAWk
March 10, 2019March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

PiAwk: Cute Bird Indie Romp With a Chirp in its Step (preview)

Unruly Heroes
March 10, 2019March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Unruly Heroes: Rayman Meets Kung Fu Type Fun Hijinks

March 9, 2019March 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Ryūnosuke Akutagawa: The Nose (鼻)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

Eastshade painting
March 6, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eastshade: Chilled Out First-Person Painting Adventure

Owl
March 6, 2019May 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Hoot, owls hoot

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Pumpkin pie
March 4, 2019November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)

Metroid Prime
March 3, 2019March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Prime: All Hail One of the Greatest FPSs

Donut County
March 3, 2019April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Donut County: Raccoons, Artery Clogging Food, & Holes Equals Fun

March 2, 2019March 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Motorcycle Diaries by Ernesto “Che” Guevara

Doctor Who telephone box
March 1, 2019March 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Doctor Whom (it’s much better than Doctor Who)

Kneecaps after an X ray
February 28, 2019February 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them

District 9
February 27, 2019April 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

District 9: 10th Anniversary For Clever Sci-Fi Social Satire

A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

Mary Pickford dancing
February 25, 2019February 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)

Digger T Rock on the NES
February 24, 2019May 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Digger T. Rock: Our Long Lost Childhood Memory NES Game

She Remembered Caterpillars
February 24, 2019April 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

She Remembered Caterpillars: Cutesy Indie Puzzler With Heart

Why I Am So Wise by Friedrich Nietzsche
February 23, 2019December 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Am So Wise by Friedrich Nietzsche

Japanese dwarf flying squirrel
February 22, 2019August 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel: The Cutest Rodent on Earth?

Anarchy strike
February 21, 2019February 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage

Strike
February 19, 2019February 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

Teapot with some tea stewing and a cup
February 18, 2019April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Teapots: A Brief History of These Epic Vessels

Tetris 99
February 17, 2019February 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Tetris 99: Switch Exclusive is Addictive Excellence

The Beauty of Everyday Things by Yanagi Sōetsu
February 16, 2019November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Beauty of Everyday Things by Yanagi Sōetsu

Frogmouth solomon's birds in Thattekad Kerala India
February 15, 2019April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Frogmouth: Celebrating This Bizarre Birdo Species

Bumble bee
February 14, 2019February 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”

Clouds with sunshine shining through
February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions

Awakenings
February 12, 2019June 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Awakenings: Introspective Medical Drama on Discovering Life

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT

The Legend of Zelda soundtrack
February 10, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

An Ode to Video Game Music

Mario NES Mushroom
February 10, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

An Ode to Video Game Sound Effects

Downwell
February 9, 2019February 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Downwell: We Damn Well Love This Indie Gem

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

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