Professional Moron

October 18, 2018March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards

October 17, 2018November 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

October 16, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

October 15, 2018February 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

October 14, 2018March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by F. Scott Fitzgerald

October 13, 2018November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

October 12, 2018October 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

October 11, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

October 10, 2018April 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stranded: I’ve come from a plane that crashed on the mountains

October 9, 2018October 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

October 8, 2018August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

October 7, 2018October 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Witcher 3: (Finally) Catching Up With The Modern Classic

October 6, 2018October 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Jacob’s Hands by Huxley & Isherwood

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

October 4, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Thimble Dryer (a tumble dryer for thimbles)

October 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination

October 2, 2018March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon

October 1, 2018October 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

September 30, 2018July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

September 30, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Isle of Dogs: You’re BARKING Mad If You Miss It

September 29, 2018October 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide

September 28, 2018September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

September 27, 2018September 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “I ain’t got time to bleed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

September 26, 2018March 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

September 25, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

September 23, 2018July 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

People Are Strange: Contemplating The Doors’ Classic (& Strangeness)

September 23, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros 3: Ultimate Classic Hits The Nintendo Switch

September 22, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

September 21, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

September 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

September 19, 2018April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nicolas Cage: Deconstructing the Enigma

September 18, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer

September 17, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

September 16, 2018April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Unravel: A Charming and Woolly Indie Romp

September 16, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros: A NES Speedrunning Special

September 15, 2018January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Firmin by Sam Savage

September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”