Professional Moron

November 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frog Machine (better than fog machines)

November 21, 2018March 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fog: Praising The Beauty of Nature’s Bad Breath (Part 2)

November 20, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Blobs: What is blob and can it unblob?

November 19, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

November 18, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Diablo III – Eternal Collection: Take On Hell (in a fun way)

November 17, 2018November 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

London Fog – The Biography by Christine L. Corton

November 16, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

November 15, 2018November 16, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

November 14, 2018September 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser the Show: Celebrate Retro Gaming With Mr. Biffo! NOW!

November 13, 2018March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lots of Different Places: In Praise of Christopher Lambert’s Voice

November 12, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons

November 11, 2018March 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Half Life 2 – Episode Two: The Madness Gets EVEN Better

November 10, 2018April 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

November 8, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

November 7, 2018December 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB

November 6, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

November 5, 2018November 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

November 4, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2 – Episode One: The Madness Gets Better

November 4, 2018December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Hob: Luscious Robotic Indie Romp Malfunctions *Bzzzt*

November 3, 2018September 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Hokusai’s Great Wave by Timothy Clark

November 2, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

November 1, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

October 31, 2018February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of the Lambs: Classic Horror-Fest for Halloween

October 30, 2018October 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

October 29, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Sylvester Stallone Improvement

October 28, 2018July 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nyango Star: The World’s Best Cat Mascot Drummer

October 28, 2018March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Messenger: Kiai! It’s a 2D Ninja Type NES Indie Game!

October 27, 2018October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Story of Art by E.H. Gombrich

October 26, 2018March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

October 25, 2018October 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

October 24, 2018May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Goodfellas: The Masterpiece of a Gangster Movie

October 23, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

October 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)

October 21, 2018October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Child of Light: Ultimate Edition – Lyrical Gem Swirls Onto The Switch

October 21, 2018February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018

October 20, 2018October 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave