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Tag: alien abductions

Space Jeeves the space butler
August 8, 2022August 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #15: Aliens Seeking Posh British Butlers

Aliens think the meaning of life is to do the dishes
July 19, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #14: Aliens Needing Humans to do the Dishes

Aliens demand dinosaurs to abduct
June 20, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #13: Aliens DEMAND Dinosaurs

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

An alien spacecraft in space
April 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

April 6, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #3: Aliens Seeking Garlic

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

Agony aunt - boyfriend abducted by aliens
December 15, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

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