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Tag: Apps

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

A bin for an app icon
August 3, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

Geometry Dash
April 18, 2021April 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Geometry Dash: Addictive Endless Runner With Dance Music

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

The Fist of Aggression
November 19, 2018November 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

Super Mario Run
December 18, 2016December 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Run: Jump, Whoop, Run, & Fun!

Pokemon GO
July 20, 2016April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pokémon GO: Earth Besieged by Super Addictive App!

Miitomo Mr. Wapojif
April 1, 2016April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Miitomo: Nintendo’s First App is Bloody Wonderfully Mental!

Blinking
October 12, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

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