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Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers
April 7, 2022April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

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A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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Brienne of Tarth
May 14, 2019May 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Brienne of Tarth: Celebrating This Most Excellent & Noble Knight

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Fog
November 21, 2018March 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fog: Praising The Beauty of Nature’s Bad Breath (Part 2)

Trees
October 18, 2018March 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards

A Good Man is Hard to Find - Flannery O'Connor
June 30, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Good Man is Hard to Find by Flannery O’Connor

Beauty is in the eye of the beetroot holder
July 19, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

February 12, 2015February 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

January 4, 2013April 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

We’ve Won An Award!

December 10, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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