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Brienne of Tarth
May 14, 2019May 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Brienne of Tarth: Celebrating This Most Excellent & Noble Knight

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Fog
November 21, 2018March 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fog: Praising The Beauty of Nature’s Bad Breath (Part 2)

Trees
October 18, 2018March 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards

A Good Man is Hard to Find - Flannery O'Connor
June 30, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Good Man is Hard to Find by Flannery O’Connor

Beauty is in the eye of the beetroot holder
July 19, 2016June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

February 12, 2015February 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

January 4, 2013April 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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