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Tag: Conversation

April 17, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #12: Battle of the Conversational Fillers đź’¬

A boring man droning on and on about ale in a conversation
February 13, 2023February 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps droning on about ale (beer)!”

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Brain language scan
May 23, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: PastErr (see your conversational filler records!)

The PrintErr
January 3, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: The PrintErrr… (it prints off conversational fillers)

Umbrella
February 12, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

December 22, 2012May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Guide: How To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Someone!

How to deal with small talk in a taxi
December 4, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Behave in a Taxi: The Banal Chitchat Guide

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