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Tag: Danger

Blade in a field
August 9, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

A helicopter and a big explosion
June 22, 2018June 18, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)

Socket
June 8, 2018June 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

Door Candles
February 17, 2017February 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

Bonbon Fire Night
November 2, 2016November 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Event: Bonbon Fire Night – Now With More Agony!

May 1, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Depraved Mind Of Couscous

May 3, 2013May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

April 16, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why You Must Not Sit On Tree

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