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A group of aliens desperately trying to get a doormat
May 24, 2022May 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Aliens Demanding Doormats

Cushions
August 20, 2019August 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”

Sofa
November 6, 2018August 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

Carpet
July 31, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

Door Candles
February 17, 2017November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

The safer sofa
December 2, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)

Dust
May 24, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Spring Cleaning Special: What Is Dust?

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I patiently waited MONTHS to record this incredible reversal feat from Murray. Top drawer! The manoeuvre consists of three stages: 1) Extreme reversal commences. 2) Trajectory shift accommodating for 180 degree turn. 3) Hamster spin cycle upon arrival. The hamster has landed. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamsterlove #hamstergram #hamsterlife #hamsterlover #cutepets #hamstersofinsta
Spot the cute little bastard! He’s been warned about sleeping on the job. Work hard and you shall succeed! Laziness will tank the economy, Murray. Not fit to be PM, this one. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamstergram #hamsterlove #hamsterlover #hamstersleeping #cute #cutepets
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