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Tag: Decor

Cushions
August 20, 2019August 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”

Sofa
November 6, 2018November 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

Carpet
July 31, 2018July 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017December 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017February 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

Door Candles
February 17, 2017February 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

The safer sofa
December 2, 2016December 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)

Dust
May 24, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Spring Cleaning Special: What Is Dust?

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