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Tag: dessert

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer
August 17, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jenny the Jelly Encased Lawyer 🍮 [Sponsored Post]

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts)
February 17, 2023February 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts) 🍩

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)
August 12, 2022August 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)

Angel Delight dessert
February 25, 2022March 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angel Delight: Powdered Dessert For Working Class Scumbags

Banoffee pie
January 28, 2022January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Banoffee Pie: Banana Happy Dessert Oozes Portmanteau

Three Eton Mess desserts
January 14, 2022January 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eton Mess: Upper Class Dessert With Strawberries

Pease pudding in a bowl
January 7, 2022December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pease Pudding: Boiled Legumes Dish Resembling Sludge

Arctic Roll ice cream dessert
September 3, 2021September 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Arctic Roll: Freezing Dessert Threatens You With Hypothermia

Jam roly-poly served with custard
August 27, 2021August 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jam Roly-Poly: Jolly Dessert That’s Good With Custard

A cartoon Christmas pudding
July 16, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Pudding: Ultimate Dessert Packs a Fiery Punch

A trifle dessert packed with jelly and whipped cream
June 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Trifle: Complex Sponge-Based Dessert With Jelly

Have Some Junket old school marketing
March 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear

Two guns placed side by side with a black background
February 25, 2021February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Key lime pie - now with added keys!
July 28, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!

Banofeet pie
July 3, 2017July 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

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