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Tag: Drugs

The Who's Baba O'Riley vinyl single
July 26, 2025July 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Baba O’Riley: The Who’s Hypnotic Electric Number 💊

The Who at Cow Palace in 1973
March 17, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Curious Case of Keith Moon at the Cow Palace (1973) 💊🥁

The Lord of the Syringes fantasy novel
September 17, 2024September 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Syringes: Great Books That Never Were 💉

My Kind of Angel i.m. William Burroughs
May 27, 2023May 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

My Kind of Angel by William Burroughs

The Doors single of Light My Fire
February 18, 2023February 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Light My Fire: Sonic Psychedelia to the Tune of a Vox Continental

Substitute by The Who
September 3, 2022September 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Substitute: Celebrating The Who’s Uplifting & Iconic Single

Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh-min (1)
April 2, 2022April 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh

Requiem for a Dream by Hubert Selby Jr.
December 4, 2021December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Requiem for a Dream by Hubert Selby Jr.

Santa Claus running with some presents saying Ho ho ho
November 29, 2021November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

Drug testing test tubes
June 20, 2019June 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Perform Drug Testing at Work

Awakenings
February 12, 2019June 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Awakenings: Introspective Medical Drama on Discovering Life

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

Keith Moon drumming
September 7, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keith Moon: Drumming Genius and Additional Madman Capabilities

Trainspotting
July 11, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Trainspotting: The Legendary Shot In The Arm For British Cinema

November 25, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Junk by Melvin Burgess

Midnight Express by Billy Hayes
September 16, 2017January 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Express by Billy Hayes

Breaking Bad - I am the one who knocks
August 1, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Trainspitting
July 18, 2017July 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

Trainspotting 2
June 18, 2017August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Choose T2 Trainspotting

The Spice Girls Pizza
June 14, 2017June 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson
May 20, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson

Confessions of an English Opium-Eater - Thomas De Quincey
April 15, 2017December 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Confessions of an English Opium-Eater by De Quincey

Stop at Nothing - The Lance Armstrong Story
April 9, 2017November 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Stop at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story

The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley
February 11, 2017January 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley

Screw-Jack by Hunter S. Thompson
January 21, 2017January 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Screw-Jack by Hunter S. Thompson

The mush room
October 6, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

February 12, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Horse Meat Exposé

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