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Tag: Eating

Lancashire Cheese Bomb
March 26, 2021March 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Bomb Cheese: Non-Explosive Tasty Dairy Product

Saveloy sausages on a plat with salad
March 19, 2021March 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Saveloy: The Bright Red Chippy Sausage Thing

Shepherd's pie
December 17, 2020December 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020September 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: Make Your Eating Elegant in 2019

Spoon Fireworks
April 25, 2017April 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

Bus
June 28, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need To Know

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To avoid starvation, get yourself one of these super sized #spaghettihoops majiggers! #spaghetti #tinnedfood #cannedfood #foodporn #supersize #hoops
Used to wear this SOB shirt as a kid in the early ‘90s. It no longer fits. #retro #retrostyle #retrogaming #retrogames #Mario #SuperMario #Nintendo #nintendoclothes
Another Friday trip out, another #Marmite spotting! Huzzah! #peanutbutter #marmitelover #peanutbutterlover #peanutbutteraddict #foodporn #foodie #foodiesofinstagram
Thought I’d show off me moves a bit! A great lockdown activity, this. Keeps you sane. #juggle #juggling #jugglersofinstagram #juggler #jugglinglife #jugglers #jugglingeveryday
Here’s me with #myfirstdog, Rella, who was gracious enough to teach me the ABCs. #dogs #dog #childhoodpet #pets #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #dogslife #labrador
I’m looking fabulous again, plus sporting a fine Reni hat. Thanks to @resalis for the art! #art #artistic #cartoon#cartoonart #cartoondrawing #umbrella #scarecrow

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