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Tag: Eating

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

Super Dinner Table Flipping
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Dinner Table Flipping (Cho Chabudai Gaeshi): Flip Your Lid!

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

The history of cheese
June 17, 2022June 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

Cullen Skink soup by Baxters
April 1, 2022April 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Cullen Skink: Scotland’s Best EVER Soup Dish is Och!

A box of Maltesers
March 25, 2022March 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Maltesers: Ultra-Light Circular Chocolate is a Yes

Garibaldi Biscuits
March 11, 2022March 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Garibaldi Biscuits: This Flies’ Graveyard is a Tasty Snack

Jam arranged in colourful jars
March 8, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

Some random restaurants next to neon lights
February 21, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Random Restaurants: Food Things to Consider (rate my plate!)

Hula Hoops crisps
January 21, 2022January 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hula Hoops: Hollowed Cylinders Make for Fun Crisps

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

Lancashire Cheese Bomb
March 26, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Bomb Cheese: Non-Explosive Tasty Dairy Product

Saveloy sausages on a plat with salad
March 19, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Saveloy: The Bright Red Chippy Sausage Thing

Shepherd's pie
December 17, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019May 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks Make Your Eating Elegant & Precise

Spoon Fireworks
April 25, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

April 18, 2013August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

Bus
June 28, 2012August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need to Know

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