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Tag: Eating

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

Lancashire Cheese Bomb
March 26, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Bomb Cheese: Non-Explosive Tasty Dairy Product

Saveloy sausages on a plat with salad
March 19, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Saveloy: The Bright Red Chippy Sausage Thing

Shepherd's pie
December 17, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: Make Your Eating Elegant in 2019

Spoon Fireworks
April 25, 2017April 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

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June 28, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need To Know

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