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Tag: Food

Butter pie
May 6, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Butter Pie: Legendary Lancashire Pie With Catholic Roots

A cheese tea from Ohayo Tea in Manchester city centre
May 4, 2021May 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese Tea: The Lowdown on the Cheesy Beverage

A full English breakfast, including baked beans on toast
May 3, 2021May 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Improved By Adding “Beans” Into the Title

The History of Beans on Toast
April 30, 2021September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Beans on Toast: The Ultimate British Meal of Champions

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

Scones with crème fraîche and jam on top
April 23, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scones: Delightful Afternoon Tea Dish That’s Spiffing

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

A roast dinner with beef, gravy, roast potatoes, veg, and a Yorkshire pudding
April 15, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sunday Roast Dinner: It Doesn’t Get More British Than This!

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

A baker standing near to a fresh mound of dough
April 12, 2021April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

A box of Weetabix
April 8, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weetabix: The Breakfast Cereal of Champions

April 6, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #3: Aliens Seeking Garlic

April 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Hotpot: Hearty Dish Puts Hair on Your Eyebrows

Saveloy sausages on a plat with salad
March 19, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Saveloy: The Bright Red Chippy Sausage Thing

A selection of orange, yellow, and green leaves from autumn
March 13, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Orange: The Story of the Reddish-Yellow Colour

An assortment of spinach
March 8, 2021March 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spinach in the Workplace: How to Manage the Leafy Green

Have Some Junket old school marketing
March 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

Greggs sausage rolls
February 26, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

Two guns placed side by side with a black background
February 25, 2021February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

Cucumber sandwich with white bread.
February 19, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

A selection of crumpets
February 12, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

An orange rubber bung
February 5, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Hot Cross Bungs (tasty and useful hole blocker)

A selection of hot cross buns, one of which is on a yellow plate.
February 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

A picture of golden, crispy cauliflower cheese
January 18, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid

An assortment of fresh kippers
January 8, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

A roast dinner with gravy around the base of the plate
December 25, 2020November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff

Shepherd's pie
December 17, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

Scottish icons, including haggis
November 19, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haggis: Scottish Dish Also in Earthworm Jim

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy Color
November 15, 2020November 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy: Farm Those Potatoes!

Black Pudding
November 13, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Black Pudding: This’ll Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

Toad in the Hole recipe
November 6, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Toad in the Hole: No Toads Or Holes Are Involved

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

Bangers and mash
October 30, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bangers and Mash: Proper Dead Good Comfort Food

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

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