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Tag: Food

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

Bread and butter pudding
October 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert

Tesco's Piccalilli in a jar
October 9, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Piccalilli: Strange Yellow Concoction is Edible

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

Two Yorkshire puddings with fire in the background
August 28, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yorkshire Pudding: Ee Ba Gum, These Are Tasty

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

Fisherman's Friend original flavour
August 21, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fisherman’s Friend: Menthol Sweets Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
August 15, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

Bovril
July 31, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bovril: Yeast Extract Legend That Competes With Marmite

Chorley Cakes powered with sugar
July 24, 2020September 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe
July 18, 2020August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe

Mushy peas
July 17, 2020November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020April 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Guide to Landing Biccies in Brews

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

A chef creating a wall of flames whilst cooking
June 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

How to Cook a Wolf by M. F. K. Fisher
May 2, 2020May 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Cook a Wolf by M. F. K. Fisher

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

Health kit
March 24, 2020September 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Your Fun & Officially Moronic Survival Kit

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe
March 21, 2020July 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe 🥗

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

Gavel hammer in case law
March 12, 2020March 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Case Law Coleslaw

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

A whistle on a kettle
February 18, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe
February 15, 2020December 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

Spaghetti hoops
February 3, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my boyfriend eats is spaghetti hoops!”

Marmite on toast
January 16, 2020November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Marmite: How is it Made?

Hive Time
January 12, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hive Time: Buzzing Strategy Sim With Added Yellow

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser
January 11, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser

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