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Tag: Hipsters

A hipster in glasses and a beard
February 6, 2020February 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return

Socks
May 15, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

The Floss Guitar
September 6, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

Hipster or Viking beard?
November 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beerd (like beer, but with more beards)

A razor invention
September 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

Don't judge a boot by its cover
September 14, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac
August 7, 2015July 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac

Socks
July 17, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!

June 24, 2015June 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Skinny Jean Chaos Revealed: 10 Horrifying Problems Created By Those Goddamn SOBs!

Flip-flops
May 17, 2015June 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Great Flip-Flop Fashion Debate!

The Beatles
January 14, 2015November 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Beatles’ Beards Rated

March 24, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Really Embarrassing Stuff You’ll Want To Avoid Next Week

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