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Japanese writing symbols
November 15, 2019December 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Writing System: Praising This Artistic Excellence

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

John Wayne acting
May 25, 2018May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

How to speak like you're from Northern England
September 21, 2017March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

The PrintErr
January 3, 2017January 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: The PrintErrr… (it prints off conversational fillers)

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

August 3, 2015August 3, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Fundamental Grammer: Why “You Are” Equals “You’re”

June 14, 2015June 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Aren’t There Three Es In “Trees”?

June 4, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Greatest Cinnamon Synonyms In The World!

May 11, 2015May 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is It With Oxymorons?

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

Socks
March 7, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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