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Tag: Mars

Husband wants family to live on Mars
January 13, 2025January 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our husband wants us to go to Mars!” ☄️

A City on Mars Can We Settle Space, Should We Settle Space, and Have We Really Thought This Through? By Kelly and Zach Weinersmith
May 18, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A City On Mars by Kelly and Zach Weinersmith 🚀

Surviving Mars the strategy game
July 30, 2023July 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Surviving Mars: SimCity Meets Mars in Space Strategy Romp

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

The first woman on Mars
June 5, 2017June 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”

January 6, 2013January 6, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What was life like on Mars?

Jupiter with a human spacecraft flying by it
November 11, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Didactic Sunday: Facts About Jupiter

A colourful selection of cartoon donuts.
October 3, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Donuts For Breakfast, Bond?

A cute squirrel eating food amongst some bluebells
September 19, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Some Facts About The Pacific Ocean and Squirrels

The planet Mars in the solar system.
August 25, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

A giant super moon in the sky with bats flying
May 6, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Super Moon Threatens To Kill Us All

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