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Tag: Potatoes

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

Potatoes
March 14, 2019March 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Mashed Potato Milkshake
October 10, 2017October 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

Potatoes
May 31, 2017May 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title

Potato Milk
May 4, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)

Batman
August 6, 2012January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Batman Trilogy Rated via Vegetables

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