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Tag: Rap

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

How to improve rap music
September 26, 2017April 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

Aiiiiiiiiie the new rap album
September 25, 2017September 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!

Classic albums with cabbage in the title
September 5, 2017September 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title

The Bling Bag
December 9, 2016December 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bling Bags (pimped up bin bags)

Shelf
November 11, 2016November 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”

May 4, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: The World’s Best Gangsta Rappers Reveal Gangsta Secrets

May 3, 2013May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

April 16, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why You Must Not Sit On Tree

October 10, 2012October 10, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Be Warned: Here Be Mr. Wapojif’s Manifesto In Full!

August 17, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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