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Tag: sandwich

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces
August 15, 2025August 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Sandwich Protection Special Forces 🥪 [Sponsored Post]

Tesco's Birthday Cake Sandwich
August 9, 2025August 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Tesco’s Birthday Cake Sandwich! 🥪🍰

Should sandwiches be free at work?
December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Free Sandwiches at Work: Should This be an Employee Right?! 🥪

Vampires Ordering Sandwiches short story
January 10, 2024January 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #2: Vampires Ordering Sandwiches

Sandy the Sandwich naming algorithm
March 14, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sandy the Sandwich Naming Algorithm

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

A BLT bacon butty with white bread
July 20, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Bacon Butty: Roll With a Whole Lotta Saturated Fat

Cucumber sandwich with white bread.
February 19, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

The Sandwich
September 15, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)

Sandwich
November 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sandwich Cereal!

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

A giant red Sold Out sticker
February 4, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Sell Out

January 13, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

Three old wooden barrels
January 9, 2013January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Diogenes Challenge: Could YOU Live In A Barrel?

A sandwich on a plate
May 13, 2012April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches—250 Years Young

Sandwiches
February 20, 2012May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

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