Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

The title is a bit misleading here. It’s not necessarily just about the sandwich brands.

We’re not saying their lack of inventiveness is making the sandwich market sterile, but we do think they should consider some new alternatives to shake up the sandwich industry.

Disturbing New Sandwich Recipes

Having stated that, there was one sandwich (sadly I have forgotten the brand) we had last year—cheese and spring onion.

This thing was the best sandwich I have had in a long time! Reminiscing of this got me in the creative mood, so I came up with a new list of amazing sandwiches you should try for your lunch/breakfast/dinner!

1. Ham and Jam

Jam is very popular. Even miserable people like jam. And ham is well liked by most people (except vegetarians and pigs). It’s a winning combination that has never happened, a culinary tour de force few have tasted. Make it today!

2. Bonjela

Plain and simple, everybody loves bonjela. Therefore it makes great sense that bonjela would be great as a sandwich. Spread liberally onto your bread and enjoy!

3. Pot Noodle

Usually Pot Noodles are eaten out of their plastic tubs, but there is no reason why they can’t make a good Pot Noodle sandwich.

Cook as normal, but drain most of the liquid from the tub and then add to the finest, supermarket no-frills bargain brand baguette you can find.

4. Marmite and Tuna

Marmite lovers will simply adore this creation! Slather with a large amount of Marmite and add the tuna chunks! For an ever better kick, chuck in a fried egg and a dollop of horseradish.

5. Marshmallows and Cheese

Marshmallows remind everyone of happy occasions, and cheese just about goes with everything ever. Mix the two together and you get one heck of a sandwich.

6. Haggis and Taramasalata

A sheep’s heart, lungs, liver and kidneys boiled in its stomach with a tasty filling. Haggis is a blast to eat! Slap all this on bread and you have a feast of a sandwich.

7. Sprouts and Baked Beans

Anyone in need of a hearty boost should try this concoction! Healthy and filling.

8. Fish heads and Corned Beef Hash

Get to your nearest fish market and pick up some cheap fish heads, mix with hearty corned beef hash and you have a real winner.

9. Wasabi and chicken nuggets

Sushi fans will simply love a slice of wholemeal bread crammed with spicy wasabi blocks. Guaranteed to put hair on your eyebrows.

Add in your favourite brand of wholesome chicken nuggets for additional health “benefits”.

10. Prunes, Figs and Mayonnaise

A real wake-up call in the morning! Make yourself popular in your household as this is guaranteed (by approximately 78%) to wake up the biggest sleepy head in your family.