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Tag: scurvy

Orange Juice With Bits includes a picture of Satan and Hell
August 15, 2022August 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Orange Juice: The Heavy Metal Band Keen on Vitamin C

A bottle of Ribena
December 16, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ribena: Fruit Squash That Bolstered Many a Childhood

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

Tangerines
August 28, 2018August 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

A woman holding a glass of orange juice with bits
October 16, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice With Bits: The Superior OJ Experience

September 27, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: False Facts About Mint Tea

A monster with big scary eyes and teeth.
August 17, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

New Movie Monsters: Ideas For Scary New Creations

A pirate wielding a blade
June 15, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pirates: Yarr! A Guide To Sea Shanty Type Stuff

The Spammock (a hammock made of Spam)
February 19, 2012November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Spammock (a hammock made from spam)

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