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Tag: scurvy

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April 1, 2021March 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

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November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

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September 1, 2020August 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

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August 28, 2018August 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

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October 16, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice With Bits: The Superior OJ Experience

September 27, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: False Facts About Mint Tea

A monster with big scary eyes and teeth.
August 17, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

New Movie Monsters: Ideas For Scary New Creations

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June 15, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pirates: Yarr! A Guide To Sea Shanty Type Stuff

The Spammock (a hammock made of Spam)
February 19, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Spammock (a hammock made from spam)

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