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Tag: Toast

Tony's Totally Totalitarian Toasters
November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Totally Totalitarian Toasters [Sponsored Post]

Cheese on toast under a grill
May 28, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese on Toast: Comfort Food Snack Suitable With Marmite

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Toast in a toaster.
November 27, 2017November 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Toastbusters (like Ghostbusters)

Grease on Toast
July 20, 2017July 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

Soup and toast recipe
July 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Incense sticks food
February 10, 2016February 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Incense Sticks on Toast!

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

Toast
July 18, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Bolognese Toast!

A delicious looking cake
November 26, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast

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