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Tag: Toys

Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Christmas Invasion
November 10, 2022November 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mutant Zombie Barbie Doll Invasion!!

A Boglin toy in its cage box
June 10, 2021June 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boglins: Mattel’s Goblin-Themed ’80s Toys Are a Laugh

Magical Place Toys R Us advert from 1990
February 1, 2021February 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Great Toys “R” Us Magical Place Christmas TV Advert Debate

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

GNOG
August 18, 2019August 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

GNOG: Super Amazeballs Fun Puzzler Musical Buster 64

A green toy soldier for kids
July 15, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

Exclusive Santa Claus interview
November 1, 2017November 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!

Christmas Barbie doll presents
October 25, 2017August 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

Santa's Factory
October 11, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory

Santa Claus - Plague Outbreak newsletter
December 12, 2016December 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Santa Clause - Exclusive Newsletter
October 26, 2016November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!

Snorlax Bandai
August 22, 2016December 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Giant Snorlax Cushion: It’s Only £400 & Clogs Up Your House

Pogman Pog
May 22, 2016May 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The World POG Federation: POGs Made Milk Caps Cool For 2 Years

Retro toys
September 8, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Retro Toys: The Ugly Mug Puppet

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

Kinder Surprise Eggs
July 29, 2015November 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

Tamagotchi
April 8, 2015March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tamagotchi: Remembering the Pet Simulation Delight

December 11, 2014January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

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