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Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Toys and a toilet

September 13, 2018September 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

Exclusive Santa Claus interview

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!

Christmas Barbie doll presents

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

Santa's Factory

October 11, 2017April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory

Santa Claus - Plague Outbreak newsletter

December 12, 2016December 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Plague Outbreak & Plastic Food Fuss!

Santa Claus Column

November 7, 2016November 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

Santa Clause - Exclusive Newsletter

October 26, 2016October 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Getting Crazy for the Clauses!

Snorlax Bandai

August 22, 2016January 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Giant Snorlax Cushion: It’s Only £400 & Clogs Up Your House

Pogman Pog

May 22, 2016May 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The World POG Federation: POGs Made Milk Caps Cool For 2 Years

Retro toys

September 8, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Retro Toys: The Ugly Mug Puppet

BB-8

September 7, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

Kinder Surprise Eggs

July 29, 2015November 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

Tamagotchi

April 8, 2015April 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Tamagotchi: Do You, Sir Or Madam, Remember This Delight?

December 11, 2014January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

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Why? No explanation. Going to ignore this. #signs #publictransport #trains #silly #fun

Interesting #noodle take on #thegreatwaveoffkanagawa. With #noodles! #thegreatwave #art 🍝

T’ most #Northern thing I’ve bought in many a year. Eeeee by gum. #tea #oopnorf #beverage #teas #art #lancashire #lancashiretea 🍵

#Manchester and whatever this bit is called. I always forget. #city #cityscape #citylife #architecture #cement

Where there’s a #spire, there’s a... flat tyre? #architecture #city #Manchester #citylife #cityscape

FFS, even the #statues are asking for change now. Ugh! If you’re poor, you should work harder!!!!!!!!! #Manchester

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