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Tag: Sandwiches

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

Sandy the Sandwich naming algorithm
March 14, 2022March 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sandy the Sandwich Naming Algorithm

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

Cucumber sandwich with white bread.
February 19, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

Ketchup sandwiches
December 7, 2017January 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)

Satsuma Sandwiches
April 27, 2017April 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

Sandwiches with no crust
August 17, 2016February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong

Grapes of Wraps
August 15, 2016August 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)

Pita bread on toast
July 11, 2016July 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015December 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

Banana tea
November 23, 2015March 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Immense Banana Sandwich

Sandwich
November 17, 2015November 17, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sandwich Cereal!

Pot Noodle sandwich
October 11, 2015October 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

It’s the Pot Noodle Sandwich!

January 30, 2014January 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Why Sandwiches Should Play a Larger Role in Films

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014Mr. Wapojif

How To Have a Conversation About Eggs

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

March 8, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Violins Should Rule The Earth

A ham sandwich with a selection of fillings
February 22, 2013November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Sandwiches

January 13, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

A tasty looking sandwich
December 9, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The British Sandwich Designer of the Year Competition

A sandwich on a plate
May 13, 2012April 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches—250 Years Young

A ham and tomato sandwich
April 20, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches

Sandwiches
February 20, 2012May 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

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