The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Wizard of Oz
Well that’s not terrifying.

The Wizard of Oz is about a wizard who lives in Australia. Way back in 2017 we did a “I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas” type deal.

Now it’s the turn of “there’s no place like Kansas!” We’ve never been there. It’s in America, we take it, so we’re sure it’s proper belting.

Anyway, what if this line was all different, eh? That would have changed popular culture. And all that. So, let’s take a look.

There’s no place like home

Okay, the original in all its glory. There’s no place like home, apparently. What, Earth? Or Manchester? What if you have multiple passports?

There’s no place like Homme

The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy with the Scarecrow

As in, Josh Homme of the Queens of the Stone Age. We’ll leave that one up to you whether it’s a good thing or not.

There’s no place like Chrome

Wizard of Oz cast

Google Chrome, yes! It’s the browser we use. The best in the known world!

Where did I put my comb?

The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy with the Scarecrow

Not really sure, dude. Plus you’re rapidly balding, maybe do a head shave?

There’s know place like home

Wizard of Oz cast

Well, that’s just gramatically incorrect now, isn’t it?

I swear there’s no place like home

The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy with the Scarecrow

You swear do you? Go on, then!

Bastard!

Wizard of Oz cast

Nicely done, sir. Very suave.

There’s no place like dome

The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy with the Scarecrow

If you live in a dome, sure. But most people don’t. Most people live in a bungalow, or a mud hut.

There’s no place like… [wait for it]… Rome

Wizard of Oz cast

Yeah, way too easy this one. We’re not allowing it. Bolton of Greater Manchester is much better than Rome, anyway.

There’s no disgrace like Frome

The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy with the Scarecrow

Well indeed, especially if you’re one of those weirdo hoarding people who like to hoard copies of The Daily Mail or something.

There’s no space like home

Wizard of Oz cast

As in, proper space? NASA style? Sure! We mean… space is space!

There’s no place like the Ozone layer

The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy with the Scarecrow

Yeah, it’s a pretty radical place to hang out, we’ve heard. Without it, we’d all be dead!

There’s no place like Jerome

Wizard of Oz cast

Who the hell is Jerome?

There’s no place like the Y chromosome

The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy with the Scarecrow

Well, that’s debatable. Isn’t it? Subjective, one could say. The W Chromosome is pretty good as well. And we once enjoyed hanging out in the U chromosome. So maybe be a bit less (fewer?) narrow-minded.

There’s snow place like home

Wizard of Oz cast

Okay. I guess this person lives in a snowy wonderland. Does The Wizard of Oz look like a snowy wonderland, fool?

There’s snow place like the catacombs

The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy with the Scarecrow

Okay. If you say so. Not some sort of sick and sordid weirdo, are you?

There’s nothing quite like styrofoam

Wizard of Oz cast

Well, we’re betting that cake with cheese is much better. So, there you go. Stuff your bloody styrofoam!

There’s nothing quite like irritable bowel syndrome

The Wizard of Oz - Dorothy with the Scarecrow

Like IBM, IBS is thing that many people know about and have no real about either.

And finally…

There’s no place like dumb

Wizard of Oz cast

Welcome to place Earth then, you sucker! You belong here with the rest of us. Mwahahaaha!

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