Hunk of the Month Enterprises Ltd. puts the “h” into hunk.

Hunk of the Month Enterprises Ltd. puts the “m” into month.

Hunk of the Month Enterprises Ltd. puts the “of the” into that sentence.

HUNK (HOTM) OF THE MONTH!

HOTM: Ensuring Your Workplace is as Hunky as Can Be

Hunks. Good, aren’t they? A world without them would look like this:

• Pathetic man dweebs clogging the streets too puny to manoeuvre themselves to work.
• Wars gone not fought.
• No one to punch someone in the face as and when necessary.
• NO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (“You son of a bitch!“).
• URGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (minus any of this)

Our organisation aims to install at least ONE hunk into every business across the world. Because if you’ve not got at least one buff bloke around to flex his mighty man muscles, then your business is puny and pathetic.

With mighty man blokes in your organisation, you never have to worry about:

• Non-mighty man blokes.
• Those pale, emaciated guys who kind of flop about all over the place.
• Dweebs.
• People incapable of picking up heavy boxes.
• Men who don’t gob everywhere.

To ensure maximum hunkiness, install bench presses every three yards to ensure men (and women, if dames deem it necessary) to stop and lift for Blighty.

HOTM other practices include:

• URGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
• Weights.
• Bench presses.
• Constant re-runs of Pumping Iron (1977) every day, daily, non-stop.
• Constant repeats of Macho Man by The Village People.
• HANDLEBAR MUSTACHES!
• A total and utter refusal to acknowledge any of the above as homoerotic, even though that’d be great fun and fine and why not?

Because we’ve now run out of things to say about our product, please ensure you read our customer reviews.

Customer Reviews for Hunk of the Month Enterprises Ltd.

“omg i did hunk of da month and me workplace is now so buff i is got insecurity issues so now i only hire really, really weak guys. dat got me in trouble wiv da H’Equality Act 2010 n now i is facing jail thyme. it be all fanks 2 HOTM these guys r…. hang on i fink i bin rip of ‘ere!” limpus biscuitus2k, CEO of Cabbage Patch Drugs

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“My business was full of precious snowflakes who’d NEVER LIFTED IN THEIR LIVES! Now it’s full of enormously macho men who one-up themselves and demand constant promotions and pay rises. This… isn’t as good as I initially anticipated, as I don’t have a spare £500,000 to go round… but at least the SNOWFLAKES aren’t here demanding gender pay equality.” John Force, CEO of Forceful John

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“I just wanted a flower patch at the end of my garden, I think I applied to the wrong business I do apologise I am sorry.” Doreen, 78, Colchester, charged £78,000 for the inconvenience

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“GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH! HOTM is so hot I am now more manly then every before. Which is ironic, as I used AI to write this.” ChatGPT