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Tag: employees

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Staring at work laws
February 27, 2023February 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Staring at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Peering

Santa is hiring an orca
November 4, 2022November 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Hires an Orca

Handsome Henry for Hire
October 27, 2022October 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Handsome Henry for Hire [Sponsored Post]

Energy drinks make your employees less lazy
October 3, 2022October 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Energy Drinks at Work: Laws on Energising Lazy Employees

Workplace pranks destroy livelihoods
August 29, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Pranks: The Laws on Removing All Fun From Jobs

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

A hippo in a lake with its mouth open
March 7, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hippopotamuses at Work: Giant Toothed Mammals Guide

A cartoon example banning leaning in certain areas at work
January 31, 2022January 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Leaning at Work: The Laws on Casually Sloping Employees

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

An employee running at work to meet a timeline
January 18, 2022January 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Running at Work: How to Slow Employees Down

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

A tuna sandwich
September 21, 2021November 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

A hand with aggressive fingers picking a human nose
September 6, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

An employee working in an office with a plant
August 16, 2021August 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

Employees holding indoor sparklers near the American flag
June 14, 2021June 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

An employee slouching at his desk at work
April 19, 2021April 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

April 5, 2021April 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Clapping at Work: Rules on Celebrating Things

A male employee standing and staring at a whiteboard of information—he has no dandruff
March 22, 2021March 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dandruff at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Scalp Issues

A cartoon man performing a handstand
March 15, 2021March 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Handstands at Work: Your Employees’ Rights

A man holding his knuckles out to crack them
October 12, 2020October 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

Deep space with billions of planets and stars
September 29, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

Two women employees in cartoon form, one of whom is sneezing whilst the other is annoyed by this.
September 17, 2020September 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

Business people having a meeting with two shaking hands
July 10, 2020July 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

A LEGO employee looking unhappy in the workplace
March 16, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

A chainsaw cutting into a baguette-min
February 13, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019March 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

A giant hand flicking a man figure, firing the employee immediately
September 3, 2019September 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Sack an Employee

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

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