Human males and shaved legs? Yes, this is a thing. Men wax their chests after all. So, why not their legs? But this may perplex some human females.

The reality is a human male with shaved legs is a more aerodynamic human male, which allows him to better do stuff such as consuming beer, belching, and bellowing stuff.

Today, we’re on hand to help this damsel in distress comprehend her husband’s shaving antics. All for the greater good.

When a Man Shaves His Legs (and still loves a woman)

Okay, so there's this bloke I know (my husband, Charlie) who's a pretty decent bloke and that. Except for his legs. He shaves his legs - gets them waxed and/or various other things. The rest of his body is as hairy as a baboon, but for some reason he insists on having his legs shaved.

I've asked him why and he says, "Babe... get me a beer." I says back to him, "Honey bunny, tell me why you shave your legs or I'll punch your face in!" Anyway, after he called the cops over that one he later revealed why he shaves his legs.

Now get this...

"Because of the Male Leg Shaving Organisation (MLSO) what liberates men from longstanding female prejudices about men. And legs. And hairy legs."

I just had a jaw on floor moment and said, "Bitch, I've not no never even commented about the hair on your legs! You're hairy all over!"

He went, "SHANNON! I see the looks of women on the street every day. They think, 'He'd be perfect... BUT FOR HIS HAIRY LEGS! I only seek perfection, sweetums."

And through teary eyes he whispered, "I seek perfection."

Bollocks! I don't care what the MLSO states and I've read its manifesto (primarily demanding the right for men to shave their legs) and I call BS. Like, why? Why not just stay hairy? I don't mind his hairy back. Hairy legs? I guess. Fine. Geezers be hairy. 

But this kind of psycho infatuation with enforcing his hairlessness on people? I call BS, baby, and I say his days be numbered! By which I don't mean I'm going to execute him, just cut his legs off with a chainsaw. 

Whaddya reckon? Cheers, Shannon

Hi Shannon! Well, chainsaws are very useful for many situations. Including, but not limited to:

• Trees
• Bushes
• Nationwide riots
• Disagreements regarding marmalade

The main thing to remember about your human male husband is this—he is a human being. Roughly translated, it means he’s a man bloke.

Man blokes have hair. It is their choice whether they shave it off or not.

But remember this… if you hassle your man bloke about shaving his legs, you will appear in a poll across lifestyle magazines about how women don’t like men shaving their legs.

In other words, you’ll be labelled as a bigot. Shannon, that isn’t the life for you. Embrace the hairlessness. At least your husband won’t molt!