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Tag: Hair

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff
November 17, 2017November 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience

American Snipper
October 23, 2017October 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper

The Scarf Wig
October 9, 2017October 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

How to go bald gracefully
July 21, 2017July 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

Chicken, Mushroom, and Lice Soup
March 23, 2017March 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

A razor invention
September 23, 2016September 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

Chairs Invention
December 21, 2015December 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

March 15, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Prof Brian Cox’s Hairdo

January 15, 2015January 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

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