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Tag: Hair

A man with a big bushy beard
December 4, 2020December 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

A hipster in glasses and a beard
February 6, 2020February 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff
November 17, 2017November 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience

American Snipper
October 23, 2017October 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper

The Scarf Wig
October 9, 2017October 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

How to go bald gracefully
July 21, 2017November 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

Chicken, Mushroom, and Lice Soup
March 23, 2017March 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

Men with hairy backs - solutions
March 7, 2017September 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

A razor invention
September 23, 2016September 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

Chairs Invention
December 21, 2015December 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

March 15, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Prof Brian Cox’s Hairdo

January 15, 2015January 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

A pair of fake glasses with comedy eyebows
October 8, 2012August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Eyebrows: What Are They For?

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