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Tag: Hair

A hipster in glasses and a beard

February 6, 2020February 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return

How to shave properly

January 11, 2018January 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff

November 17, 2017November 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience

American Snipper

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper

The Scarf Wig

October 9, 2017October 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

How to go bald gracefully

July 21, 2017November 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

Chicken, Mushroom, and Lice Soup

March 23, 2017March 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

Men with hairy backs - solutions

March 7, 2017September 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

Hairy men problems

October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

A razor invention

September 23, 2016September 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

Snow and dandruff

December 24, 2015December 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

Chairs Invention

December 21, 2015December 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

March 15, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Prof Brian Cox’s Hairdo

January 15, 2015January 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Don’t Humans Have Nosebrows or Earbrows?!?

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